Entirely serious question. Has a photo of the injury been released? Or a detailed description? There are several comments in this thread that make it seem like there's more publicly available info than what I am aware of.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

It's just a shame he did't save his yard work for Sunday, when he surely would have sliced into the trees.

Wow,that was straight from the heart...and bold. Kudos to Carter for taking a brave stance on the subject.

This was incorrectly attributed to the Sox' AAA affiliate. It was in fact posted to the twitter of their DD affiliate.

Calvin really let himself go.

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

"Welcome to First Take with Bill Polian and Bill Polian."

When it comes to social media, Jeter's more of a Tinder guy.

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There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

Pictured: Typical reactions to DougExeter's commenting.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

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I'm wearing shorts right now.

The Haka has long been a favorite of NBA teams when facing guys like Shaq or Dwight Howard.

Something tells me Cowherd's saving his most vitriolic rant for the All Blacks.

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"