Followed by 5 shitty reviews of the same movie by people without a film degree.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

Let's be fair here though, in said hypothetical encounter, Muschamp would have the immediate all-around advantages, but then make a series of terrible decisions resulting in the Twitterer almost or completely winning the fight outright. At which point, the Florida campus police would step in and clean up the mess, and…

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Somewhere there's a hot sports take being written about Mankins' selfishness hurting the team. For some reason "a contract is a contract" only when a player is holding out, not when a team demands you take a pay cut or take a walk.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

"CLEAR OUT! THE LINES NEED MORE ROOM!"
"REALLY? WHY?"
"THIS IS THE GODDAMN NBA, WE CAN'T BE CLOGGED UP IN HERE! MORE ROOM!"
"OK, IF YOU SAY SO."
- Conversation between Len Bias' nostrils

Hey, you do what you have to do if you wanna pledge at CTE.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, by Unknown. A canonical text vividly and incisively describing the rise of a conniving and ubiquitous people on the cusp of what thankfully turned out to be the American Century.

Still better than what Grambling sent.

I look forward to the Darren Wilson All-Stars competing in the 2164 Little League World Series.

A few minutes later, John From Cincinnati called, but no one could tell what the fuck he was talking about, so everyone changed the station.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

Well, it's for a good cause.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Head architect Grigory Potemkin has some really beautiful plans for it, though.

Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.