Definitely not Chelsea

Too bad Blowsby's answer wasn't even in the same zip code as the question, and was just a recitation of talking points. Typed up by his secretary, I'm sure.

I'm not from Tampa Bay. Only marine life is from Tampa Bay.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

I honestly don't know which Justin Verlander is Justin Verlander.

I think the reasonable thing would be for everyone to send Cory dickpics

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

On Monday, the Cincinnati Enquirer published a story about Robert and Deanna Castellini being arrested on domestic violence charges.

When corporate-sponsored, federally protected billion dollar organizations resort to Marxism to justify their position (on anything), it's pretty clear they don't even believe what they're saying.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

I know a lot of people point to the fact that Billy Beane has never won the big one, but just the fact that he's seemingly always in the hunt with that minuscule payroll is amazing.

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

"confidential informant cadet Eric Thomas"

6th grade me is proud of the man I've become.

She just looks like a walking cold-sore.

Things got even more tense when Bartolo Colon mistook the rash for grill marks.

I thought Winston stole that sweater already.

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