Serious question: How does ESPN make $10 billion in revenues when only $2.8 billion comes from ads?

"He's fast," one source said of Miller, "but he's not that fast."

Did you see this onside kick in the Rice-Houston game?

I bet they're in the Illuminati. I saw a couple of eye-opening videos about them on Youtube.

Interesting that this was one of the only questions they didn't answer.

I wonder what Julie The Cat Gaffney is doing these days. If she's half as hot as Ice Box, Cinemax should be interested.

May's observations weren't nearly as stupid as I expected or hoped for.

The best part of this clip is how Fox is using "The Fox" by Ylvis as their song to take us to commercial.

Just take Metro North

Not sure why he is being so cocky. The SEC gets a lot of hype, but it isn't unwarranted. Look at how Oregon did against LSU in 2011 or Auburn in 2010.

Because of Klinsmann's terrible roster decisions, do we have any other option? Orozco looked terrible, and he's the only other player who can play RB. Unless we want to play Fabian Johnson at RB and go with a completely different midfield set-up, there's no other option.

Hmm....I'd think Goodson and Omar start in central defense, which gives Parkhurst a shot at right back.

The dog was offside.

Tim, you would have loved the Louisiana District 7-2A season in 2003 when Glen "Big Baby" Davis was playing tailback for U-High, doing his best imitation of a military tank against the future Sigma Chis and Kappa Sigs of LSU. Keep in mind that Big Baby was about 50 pounds bigger at 16 than 26.

Poor Steve

All of that interconnectivity didn't do much for Belgium between 2000 and 2012, did it? The real reason why they are doing so well is simpler. Immigration and the increasing multicultural society of Western Europe.

So do we think Geoff Cameron is a lock to play right back now with the Brad Evans injury?

Jesus Christ, man. I was going to just post about the cop looks like Ryan Mallet on even more Benadryl than usual, but why even bother. I now feel like a Polish cavalryman trying to attack a tank with a sword.

I really liked Philip Rivers as a phone charger, but Cutler as an exhibitionist bear is also a great choice.

Mildly coherent with a .341 BAC? I'm not even mad. That's amazing.