Yeah, it's very good. Surprised one of ESPN's big shots would reveal all of this to Deadspin, but I'm impressed.

Thanks, I figured it was something like that when I saw the firesale.

Fair enough. Here's a better question. Why put together bitter write-ups when your readers vote to knock out a mediocre pop hit from 2002?

The contempt all of those writers have for their audience is incredible.

What's the deal with Anzhi? Are they running low on cash or something? They've sold off most of their big name players, other than Traore and Eto'o.

On a positive note, Hart sounds and looks great for a guy who had a pretty serious stroke a few years ago. As for Neidhart, yikes.

Evander Holyfield stutters more than the Kicked Him in the Penis kid.

I think I speak for everyone when I say the following: Thank you, Fox Sports One for giving smart sports fans what has been sorely missing from ESPN. There is nothing as rewarding or intellectually stimulating as watching a panel consisting fully of retired athletes discuss sports hypotheticals

Hep destek, tam destek.

Kevin O'Shea approves this lede.

Mark Sanchez looks like a guy from Rye who is about to be sentenced to 5 years in prison and is trying to make himself less of a target before his first day in the joint.

The Greg Oden Whale Penis is the most expensive item on the menu.

As sad as the statement is, you are probably right.

The only way this video could have been better is if O'Doyle had thrown the ball back onto the field around the 27 second mark.

Alright, John. I wasted 7 minutes hoping to see a charlatan like Joe Tacopina make a complete ass of himself on national television, but he basically just avoided questions and repeated some of his talking points.

Simmons is definitely Deadspin's Tebow. I fully expect a bitter Deadspin staff writer who gets laid off to one day start his own site where he writes snarky posts about non-stories on this site.

True, they really do sound like nightclub promoters from 2005.

It's always fun to remember that three of Chicago's field generals in the past dozen years have been a guy who stole Tim Couch's Playboy Playmate of the Year girlfriend and told the press with a straight face that he had never even seen her photos, the son of a wealthy doctor who was so stupid and lazy that he…

Thanks for the SI link.

Well, look at the number of failed tests by American track stars. LaShawn Merrit, Justin Gatlin, all of the BALCO-affiliated people like Montgomery, Hunter, and of course Marion Jones, the Carl Lewis controversy (kind of a failed test), and then all of the failed tests from English, Jamaican, and Canadian stars. …