Maybe the kid would inherit the ability to make really poor decisions in finding a spouse.

Serious question. Wasn't the increase in 7 footers (most of whom were plodding white guys who sucked) just a result of NBA GMs having a height fetish for a decade and just signing guys who averaged 5 points per game in college?

Although Jimmy the Greek got in quite a bit of trouble for his comments about 25 years ago, you'd also have to be blind to not acknowledge that the vast majority of the world's top long distance runners are from two East African countries, and the vast majority of the world's top sprinters are the descendents of West…

Which skills would we be most surprised are innate and vice-versa?

At least this one won't end up pregnant.

While the Seattle Xboxes are a very good team, they aren't nearly as good as the Barcelona UNICEFs or the Juventus Jeeps.

Reuben's market value has tripled in the past few weeks, hasn't it?

Brutal but hilarious.

Breaking News: Wayne Rooney Transferred to Bradford City.

He was at the club for a short period of time & was one of their best players. I don't know what else he could have done there since he had to go back to MLS since he was still on contract.

What are you talking about, Barry? Donovan is playing some of the best soccer of his life right now. Then again, Dempsey has been excellent as well. I have no idea why he is moving back to the US right now.

If being the team's player of the month in the only full month he was at Everton is "not cutting it", I hope all future American stars will "not cut it" in Europe as well.

Wait, so the Kenny Chesney concert was at Fenway?

I don't know, man. You're probably right that 6 of the members were chosen because they can't rap, but Kyle Beckerman is more of a ringer than Bo Jackson at a beer league softball game.

I am impressed someone's already got a Carlos Danger themed name on Deadspin

Two big stories for the USMNT today. One, looks like Stu Holden is out for 9 months with a torn ACL. I feel terrible for him, after all he's been through to get injured again.

I believe it is a badger doing calisthenics while being afraid of a snake attack.

Damn, it looks like Drew gained all of his weight back.

What were the splits like? Was Friedel really bad? I didn't see any of his games.

Cristiano Ronaldo sees Zlatan's sports bra and raises this