This is great.

If only this had been a few miles away, at the Chapel of the Good Shepherd.

I'm thinking this is the comment of the day.

Wait, you guys DON'T follow middling Ivy League programs run by retread coaches?

Ray, I highly doubt this is the case, but I want to start a rumor that you're Jeb Lund's satirical alter ego. It doesn't really make sense, but if plenty of Gawker readers thought Mobutu was really AJ, I don't see why we can't roll with this, either.

Excellent.

I thought the Fox Soccer analyst explained why it was a red pretty well. It was a shot on goal.

Anyone remember when Glen Taylor had an arrangement paying Joe Smith under the table? I'm pretty comfortable assuming this is a similar situation, except the NBA will never find out because it will all be in Russian assets.

"Two years ago, Bryant was still a game-changing megastar."

I used to think Bobby Moynihan's imitation of Kilmeade on SNL was over the top. I sincerely apologize to Bobby Moynihan.

I'm almost 30 and still using the same technique.

I agree 100% that this is a non-issue, but why wouldn't Ortiz be under FCC jurisdiction if the game was shown on a network?

Well played, Tom. This is bound to cause a huge mess in upper middle class DC circles on 4th of July get-togethers. Cabell Maddux leads to some interesting search results.

Game over.

I knew you were Diana Taurasi!

I don't think the Bucks were the ones who chose to end the relationship. Considering Redick was leaving anyways, it's a good thing they got something. However, the initial trade made absolutely no sense.

But they gave up Tobias Harris and Beno Udrih to get Redick in the first place.

Trout still fat?

A great game, and it's been a spectacular tournament from the start (excluding the Tahiti games). For me, the two most enjoyable games have been Italy-Japan and Spain-Italy.

I never understood how one blog commenter could accuse another blog commenter of living in their mother's basement.