Has anyone else ever looked up Combat Juggling on Youtube?

I don't get it, either. First, the guy isn't a public figure. His dad is barely a public figure, so this is a real stretch.

Why are you yelling at me? :-(

Greg, are you sure there are all that many haters out there?

How are the Celtics going to find enough playing time to keep Rondo, Bledsoe, and Avery Bradley all happy (and efficient)? It's tough for an NBA team to have their three best guards all under 6'2"

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I don't get it either, but somehow New Caledonia has a national team. Kind of like how Puerto Rico goes through CONCACAF (and competes in the Olympics in sports like basketball and track).

Hmm...I might like this one even more. Is it a Deadspin faux pas to give two +1s in the same article?

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I'm sure I know what's on everyone's mind right now. How the hell does Greystone Manor charge 13 percent gratuity and a 9 percent service fee?

Damn, that third security official is very lucky his suit didn't catch on fire. Usually an idiot on the field is good for a laugh or two, but this could have been really dangerous.

I bet Donovan plays with the Gold Cup side later this summer. If Klinsmann doesn't call him up for the next qualifying cycle, it's simply his ego getting in the way.

Not even Indonesia. They're going up against countries like New Caledonia, Papua New Guinea, and the Solomon Islands. If New Zealand gets upset, you're basically getting a team of amateurs competing in international competition. That's what will happen in two weeks when Tahiti plays at this year's Confederations…

With Zusi and Jones unable to play in the next game, I wonder who we'll see next game. I would like to see Fabian Johnson move to left back, Cameron to play in Jones's spot next to Bradley, Holden playing in Zusi's role, and Eddie Johnson at the wing, where Fabian Johnson was the past two games.

They will play New Zealand. Oceania doesn't get a direct spot, and I think that is fair now that Australia competes with the Asian countries.

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+1 and fuck Zach Braff