If want to cut if off completely, not just on the lock screen:

Already noted in the caption, because I knew someone would call this out. I just knew it.

Start by managing your cables. You Monster.

Open multiple no-fee savings/checking accounts, and give each one a purpose.

It makes it much easier to tell at a glance, how much money you have for any given purpose.

I currently have 2 checking accounts and 6 seperate savings accounts.

Breaks down as

Checking:

On top of everything else with this, I’d like to point out that the people who made this site are so unconcerned with the truth that they used a photo of a real couple who have been married for two decades for their dating site’s promos.

Where is the broken motorhome museum? Directions please?

I personally think that the best option is living in an HOA free neighborhood in a town with a robust code compliance department.

That involves getting into people’s business. And honestly, that’s selfish. If I buy a home, whatever my neighbor does that is law abiding is not my concern nor should it. If they start a satanic church, not my business. You are only making it your business because you care about your resale value. I’m sorry, but the…

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

That’s quite the list of things that have absolutely no impact on your life. You’re part of the problem.

GAH! my username and avatar give me away again! CURSES!

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Sorry, brah, but as a self-identifying Cadillac driver you are clearly not X-TREME enough to be a part of GoPro.

Dude, just quit and let me take over, I will CEO the hell out of your company.

Oh when I made an eHarmony account it scanned for matches and then, I shit you not, told me “Sorry, but you’re not compatible with anybody”.

I really thought ending the film on that kid was a great decision. Just ending on a regular kid with a shitty life, and he dreams of something “out there” being better than where he’s at right now. The Jedi are dead. Long live the Jedi.

Isn’t the whole point of TLJ that the next generation of Jedi (or whatever they call Force users) will be nobodies like Rey and the broom kid? Not aristocratic warrior monks, but regular, everyday people whose relationship to the Force is rooted in an egalitarian ethos? And the villain is a guy who’s convinced he has…

“Why yes, I am fluent in six mill... oh my, what are you doing? Why are you putting me in there. OH NO! R2, call master Luke!”

They are making Star Wars themed sex toys, including bondage gear, and the collar and leash doesn’t look like the collar Jabba made Leia wear in Return of the Jedi? Are these people even trying?