If want to cut if off completely, not just on the lock screen:

Already noted in the caption, because I knew someone would call this out. I just knew it.

Start by managing your cables. You Monster.

Open multiple no-fee savings/checking accounts, and give each one a purpose.

It makes it much easier to tell at a glance, how much money you have for any given purpose.

I currently have 2 checking accounts and 6 seperate savings accounts.

Breaks down as

Checking:

Where is the broken motorhome museum? Directions please?

I personally think that the best option is living in an HOA free neighborhood in a town with a robust code compliance department.

That involves getting into people’s business. And honestly, that’s selfish. If I buy a home, whatever my neighbor does that is law abiding is not my concern nor should it. If they start a satanic church, not my business. You are only making it your business because you care about your resale value. I’m sorry, but the…

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

That’s quite the list of things that have absolutely no impact on your life. You’re part of the problem.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Oh when I made an eHarmony account it scanned for matches and then, I shit you not, told me “Sorry, but you’re not compatible with anybody”.

If this is real, like, REALLY REAL, this will be the hottest car in the history of cars.

Step #1. Don’t be a lying racist.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

the ban is not a ban

D.B. Pooper

But she took the bedframe in the divorce!

This is a thought I have a lot. I think at 36, I'm more well adjusted and a WAY better potential partner than I ever have been. However, I sometimes wonder if I am ever going to find someone who is my male equivalent? I wasn't stupid enough to have a kid with anyone, get married (and divorced) or do anything to fuck…

Nope. It's always fine not to tip someone. Your pay isn't my problem, nor is your conscious decision to opt for a lower-paying job packaging to-go orders instead of waiting on tables. Don't like the result of your decision? Change it.

Saw the headline, thought it would be a great read, something that would benefit me, and I'm immediately greeted with "You're an idiot and you probably shouldn't talk to anyone. Ever again. " So much for that article. Sorry my perceptions bother you so much.