I haven't played Sims since the 1st one, but I remember killing them was a pain. I put them in a box, and since I had to listen to them cry for days, I put a phone in there so they could at least answer the phone. Answering the phone in that game was hard to do before they hung up. But alas, the hungry Sim kept…

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

That hair. That hair is manufactured by a beauty company whose research team is made up of galactic lionfish who found a 1974 issue of Vogue orbiting in a cloud of interstellar debris, and were inspired to go into the wig business for humans.

This should have given the woman a clue.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

It is within the fatal range for someone who is not an alcoholic.

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

#notallnurseswithteenkids

This lady is a registered nurse, I take it?

Ughhhhhhhh.

And behold! The Most Special of All the Snowflakes has revealed himself to us!

George Carlin is great at deconstructing flaws in how we communicate and act as people. His comedy can be super thoughtful and helps you think in new ways. That said, some of his comedy is stupid like his fart joke bit. But he was a great comedian and the way he uses words in a specific order to get a specific…

Or, to put it more accurately: Ricky Gervais, the British comedian who is absolutely nothing like Louis C.K.

Are you sure it was a bucket?

I'm no bearologist, but how in the hell was that bear running around with a bucket on its head for 'weeks' allegedly? Seems like he'd die of dehydration in a few days, though that video was so grainy maybe there was a hole on the bottom he could drink from.

two things...

1. I am happy to see people care about animals and would risk injury to help one.
2. How the fuck could someone ever kill one of these animals for a pelt?

See, this is why "just tell them to go away!" isn't really a good piece of advice. There is the fear that the perpetrator will retaliate. Someone who doesn't respect other people is more likely to pull this shit.