Oh Captain, my Captain!

Thought Catalog is nothing but a failed humanity experiment, like eugenics or Pauly Shore.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

If these bears are smart, they'll haul ass through Serbia and up to Croatia to try and get roles as extras on Game of Thrones.

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION

It's ROXANES now. How many points for me?

I go by Roxane. I don't see that as a cheap move. Points are points and using an S to hook is just a way of creating space on the board to make points.

There's a point to Kinja? Because it's failing miserably. Comments around here were 200x better a couple years ago. Old articles popping up make it all too obvious.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

i like the one from the middle of the head. like an aggressive unicorn.

Well if you're down for trying, my giant sausage-like fingers are available for rental.

If you are serious you are dangerously clueless. Are you a young white middle class male perhaps? Not that I expect you to own up to that.

Thought you could be serious until you reached 5. Then trolling becomes clear.

Well, if she's a hobo, she's living in her car and probably wearing the same outfit everyday, so it's probably both.

Wait...STAR has coupons??

Samer: They seem nervous; many of them are unable to look directly into the camera. I could probably see myself hanging out and getting a drink with the antler modeling this watch.

B-But something something bootstraps communism hitler!

Thank you for this, especially the Union-friendly part. I've been a member of a weak Union and a strong one, but any Union is so much better than none. Unions are what helped the US have a strong middle class (while I'm an Old, I'm not actually old enough to have been alive then, but I did gradumacate college) and we…

Americans have REALLY short memories. It's the old Eddie Izzard joke: "'This building dates back to NINETEEN FIFTY FOUR!' 'NOOOOOO, SURELY NOT! No one was ALIVE then!'"