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Just yesterday someone told me bears never help anybody. Who's eating crow now?

"Don't die in my bath water, ya nasty motherfucker."

Crow just doesn't taste as good as circus monkey.

I saw the title, and I thought it would be something different. I remember being in a restaurant once and I could not contain my surprise when I saw a wife begin cutting up her husband's steak for him before either of them began to eat... They were both in I would guess their 30s or 40s and as far as I could tell he…

Nature controls local populations with locally available food. Overpopulation of any given prey species occurs only because humans have removed their predators. It is a problem of our own making. The fortunate part is that it is temporary.

We don't have a problem with killing for food, and definitely agree with the sentiment of " Are you brave enough to pull the trigger yourself? If not, then stop eating meat."

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine. She was incarcerated for methamphetamine possession. While incarcerated she got into a bad scrap and had to have dental surgery because her teeth were so rotten. Her correctional officer a Mr. Healy was a real jerk and wrote in her case that she had "meth mouth". She's…

*Do not do a Google Image search for "cocaine nose." Trust me.

Hot-damn I love white button-down blouses, although as a curvy lady, I have to style it very differently from these ladies. (It's amazing how thin you have to be to pull off baggy. Scarlett Johansson, being thin but very curvy, looked kind of frumpy in these clothes.)

You know, gross sexual life aside, I've never understood what people see in his work. I've always thought he was a derivative, no-talent hack, personally. He is to writing what Terry Richardson is to photography.

#NotAllDogs

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Because apparently, Xena gives a shit about proper foot health.

Also, can we mention WW's wedge heels? Even Xena and Gabrielle knew better.

Maybe she meant it like a proper name, and figured the abbreviation would speak for itself. I figure the line should read: "I'm at Elderly Person Memorial Psychiatric Hospital and International Pancake Lounge."

in the absence of any pix to make sense of this story, i bring you this Pulitzer prize

"perform cesarean surgery on her "with or without [her] consent" if she came to the hospital."

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."