You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

I did make it up, but then, that's how facts are invented.

This is in fact where the term "stink-eye" originated.

You're probably not as exhausted as the poor people living under armed rebels who are so desperate that they feel the need to loot plane wreckage.

I really... wish there was a downvote button...

Clearly you have been wronged by a woman. Since its all the woman's fault. The MRA boards are the way ————>

This is why you are alone.

Dude, this is your chance to shut up and learn something about women from a woman; listening to your dumbass male friends is not going to help you, or hadn't you noticed?!

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…

Or maybe he fucking sucks in bed and she's too nice to tell him.

IDGAF !

In 2008, they introduced "The Quest", which was a secret flavor that was later revealed to be Mountain Dew. They were pretty disgusting.

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

The grilled cheese and ketchup ones were AWESOME. MOAR. MOAR, MOAR MOAR.

Fun fact: Last Christmas we made a ham and there was hot ham water in the pan. So I soaked a chip for a few seconds then ate it. It tasted... ah... pretty much as you would expect.

There are too many chip flavors now as it is:

Doritos: Pixeled?

Sorry, these are the ultimate in eating when one is high, so much flavor.

Here's some analogies:

Wow I guess we can write a new verse in the old chanty about victim blaming.