If this is misandry I LOVE IT!

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?

This commercial is absolutely baffling, but I still have yet to see any perfume commercial that makes a lick of sense. At least this one has sort of a storyline, instead of those Chanel commercials that just involve chasing/stalking Kiera Knightley around for two minutes.

On the one hand it's a fucking katy perry ad, but on the other hand I think it's indicative of what a lot of woc have been saying about white women and white feminists. In that you're not really as revolutionary as you think you are. And that white women don't really want to change the system they just want to make it…

Hey wait... all the girls who went through the machine get changed back, but that one male guard doesn't???

Perfume makes me itch and have asthma attacks. I guess I'll never overthrow a wizard and become queen. :(

There is no direct link from sodas to kidney stones. Having diabetes or being obese are linked to the formation of stones. When I had mine, I was asked if I drank a lot of tea or milk.

It sure feels early for this today.

Snitching is wrong because a man might be punished. Durrrr!

Sarkozy and MK Olsen. My brain is incapable of adjusting to them.

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett were only the earliest WTF celebrity couplings if you are only looking at your own personal timeline on earth. Some of the ones that predate even a fossil like myself include Mickey Rooney and Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio, Bela Lagosi and Clara Bow, Marlena Deitreich and…

OK OK OK OK that was the one I originally was going to go with! Cher tells some great stories about when she was dating him. But sometimes I get lost babbling about stuff that happened in the 80s and people are like "UMM I'M 25 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT." So I went with Katie.

COURTNEY STODDEN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

What about Wilmer and all his ladies? He's the Adam Duritz of basic cable movies.

I should stay off of Gawker media before I've had my coffee. Between this and some of the articles on Jezebel I am about ready to have a rage stroke and it's not even 9:30.

Dudes Accidentally Slaughter Bear with Giant Lumberjack Machine