Is Florida even real? Or is it a Christopher Guest movie?

He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.

You don't have to apologize to people just because they are offended.

Maybe Emma didn't apologize because she didn't think she was wrong?

Dressing to impress? Shaving my legs so the hair doesn't poke through the pantyhose, the scary pants (Spanx), whatever skirt has the least amount of cat fur on it, something black on top, run a brush through my hair, slap some makeup on and a liberal application of self delusion. Et voila! La dolce vita!

Luckily, I don't have to dress to impress HeLa cells...

Am I allowed to just think it was mediocre without it being some big fucking issue? I watched it. It was pretty. I liked Elsa and thought Anna was annoying as hell. It was entertaining when the songs weren't cringe worthy. I just don't understand this rift between people who think Frozen was the best movie ever and…

Can't believe this sexy bear pose didn't work.

Pants unbuttoned? When I get home, the pants just come off.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.

So kissing your brother in public = public act of incest?

#NotAllDolphins

I feel like Hank Hill would characterize the experience somewhat differently.

Bad dolphin! EeeeEeee means EeeeEeee!

All those signs clearly state "PLEASE STEAL ME"

Port Hope to be specific. I haven't gone back in a few years, so I'm hoping that store is no longer there.

Little do people know, small-town-Canada (where Justin is from) runs rampant with racism and ignorance. I know because I'm from a Canadian small town... Where they sell these. You can get one as a wallet, purse, bed pillow, doll and keychain! I know.

OMG he IS the King Joffrey of Pop. What a perfect comparison. Well done.