Clearly you've never read online MRA forums. Those dudes are fucking nuts.

#yesallwomen

This is why women give out fake phone numbers, when asked for her number. #YesAllWomen

I just see some ad executive shrugging their shoulders and saying "Welp, it worked for vaccines."

Nope. It's considered protected speech under federal statute if no reasonable person would assume it was actually true, which is definitely the case here.

Meanwhile in Russia...

Yeah dude. And bring bear. ...I mean beer.

But Tommmmmmmmmmmmm we always go to your place, and your stove makes weird noises, can't you just bring them over here for once?

Great bear video... sans creepy voyeur-style heavy breathing

It's not really a liability when another customer does it, though. No restaurant employee laid a finger on him.

I'd say it's because he threw a huge glass pitcher into a window in a crowded restaurant and only by a miracle didn't seriously injure or kill someone.

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I worked as a bar tender at a supper club one summer. It was fun. The guests were mostly regulars, and the food was inspiring.

Except, the order is three appetizers. That's not a lot of food. There's no way to interpret three appetizer orders (one of which is lettuce wraps, ffs) as something only a fat person would order.

As far as I can tell, he only commented once on here. He won't be able to comment on Kitchenette again, and if he creates another account to do so, I'll ban that, too. I take time to prune my comment sections (including dismissing the people accusing the above stories of being ableist, because that's the new word we…

Everyone there should have been fired. No excuse for doing that.

buffalo tastes fucking amazing idk what you're talking about

My husband has his fair share of stories. I can't say I have ever approved of him fucking with someone's food until the day he spiked a drink with ghost pepper sauce. It belonged to the abusive boyfriend of one of the servers who had just screamed at her and threatened to hit her in front of guests, an apparently…

I worked in the kitchen of the dining hall while in college and discovered the assistant pastry chef licking the tip of the pastry bag after filling each cream puff.