I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I am an ex-junkie. I have been very lucky to stay off of it for most of my adult life, thanks to day-to-day persistence and work as well as love and support from people I know, whether they know the effect of it or not.

I have enough to live for now that I MUST love myself and others enough to stay clean.

Many people…

Which is precisely why they shouldn't be used to express anything that requires a nuanced discussion.

This gives me an opportunity to say that Padalecki's hair is stupid. Phewww! feels good to get that out.

I'm all for bagging on Kim K, but this whole classist and stupid outcry against her cover on Vogue seems super unnecessary. It is just Vogue get a grip people

Oh, wow. That poor patient. I hope she was ok. That much infection and fecal matter and necrotic tissue? And, levity required, how much less did she weight going into recovery?

This looks horrible but hot Skittles are definitely the way to go in general. I like to dump a full bag of them into my movie popcorn, then by the time I'm done with the popcorn the Skittles at the bottom are all half-melted and buttery. So fucking good.

Like classic rock because black people voices don't sound right.

Like Italian food because Greeks are incapable of using garlic.

Use dumb ass fucking strawmen arguments because you are too fucking stupid to use a goddamn pistol to clear your goddamned mind of your unquestioned assumptions about things.

... because you have dumb ingrained assumptions about how things should sound. Clean out your ears with a .45. Should take just a second.

It's not sexism or racism or anything, it's just an opinion

So the lack of bass makes you incapable of listening to content? You may have a brain tumour!

Campbell River is to Vancouver like the Georgia wilderness is to Atlanta...

Don't bring facts into this.

"...could not taste anything and had stomach pain for about a month."

Maybe in 2014 we could stop being THAT person and just enjoy stuff?

For the same reason you let kids play outside.

Are you implying that the Jeep is his wife?

My ex-boyfriend got drunk and shoved a wine cork up his ass, in an attempt to pleasure himself. Then called me at 3 am freaking out because he'd "lost" it. Luckily it passed naturally in the morning, but I bought him a butt plug and a roll of string that day.