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CRAYON
"Swallowed quarters while bingeing on free casino booze"
"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"
How did she " violate" his space? She hadn't even sat down yet.
You'd really call standing next to someone so that you can put your bag in the over head bin, violating someone's space??
OK, first off, whoever tells you the McD.L.T. was a terrible idea is a dirty, mean liar. This thing was awesome.
You can probably carve out that zone for yourself by not clicking on articles that are specifically and entirely about Beyonce.
*crosses eyes* Ok, 56% increase compared to earlier progestin-based birth control pills - which means, what? (Because it's not just a 56% increase, which is what most people will read it as.)
Bed bugs!!
Actually my life was saved when I was 12 by someone doing the Heimlich on me, at Thanksgiving. I did not suffer any internal injuries, I just coughed up what I was choking on and also puked. Maybe back blows are better, but the Heimlich beats the hell out of people just standing there watching you die and asking if…
in his defense, the guy did kill his character in an online video game.
If someone starts popping out a kid next to me in a car, the first thing I do is throw up and pass out. If It is still going on when I wake up, I crawl away.
You should also know how to identify stroke symptoms. FAST is the easiest way to remember. Here's a guide: http://www.sassquach.com/journal/2013/4…
Lambearghini
THIS CONTEST IS OVER! GIVE THAT MAN THE $10,000!