I have half a bottle of purell and kleenexes on my desk. I’ll report back later.

It means exactly the same as the Patriots’ 16-0 season. Which is to say, it’s very impressive but ultimately hollow.

We’d argue about it for days and then nothing would ever get produced and it’d die.

MEANINGLESS.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Sk8er Boi, which still bangs

Your apple pie is bad kinja you son of a bitch

“because they have good readers”

This was my reaction when I checked the score between my office and when got on my train. I let out an audible Holy Shit that could be heard for many rows on the 5:20 to Greenbush.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

The cynic in me says that the idea isn’t to prevent the crime, just to punish you once you’ve committed it, there’s more money in punishment than prevention.

Well when you’re named to rhyme with two other teams it says all about the history you want to have

Something something never tow a vehicle with a trailer hitch...

Spaniel Sedin

Lindy Ruff

Alex Ovfetchkin

Nicklas Barkstrom?

Ray Barque

Bark Messier