The new I-Rod Mirror from Apple.

You’re correlating automotive enthusiasts with safe drivers. I think those two groups are very often exclusive.

I LOVE THIS. It’s like a driveable 1950’s American diner!!

Bison, of course. Are you fucking crazy?

No drinking at all. Don't risk your friends lives, your own and your license. You took on the responsibility, or were elected, so it's your turn to be that guy. Just make sure your friends make it up to you.

I tried this theory. Ended up working on the new SHIT far more often than my older 150k+ vehicles. Went back to owning only pre 95 vehicles.

This^

It looks like you are suffering from too many projects. It is a very common problem among people in the Mopar family. The Turbo Dodges of the 80s show similar problems. The only cure is to sell off one or two of your projects before you end up with a backyard full of half working cars.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

I feel like I’ve read this one before

Look who’s day drinking now, normally we have to wait for evening for such an outstanding article, I love lunacy in the early afternoon it makes Monday so much better.

that’s the way I remember it, one long string of words, like Finnegan’s Wake, all scrunched together. it’s art-lit, a word picture, multi-media and new-age.

SEMA this week. My friend Matt spotted a tarted up Ferrari in the parking lot of a Ross clothing store...

You mean the baseball team that couldn’t draw 3,000 a game?

Well those are the missed penalties only, minus 1. So yes you are more likely to see bad ones.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

It’s just regular Cheerwine now.

They don’t teach that at Stanford.