What I would give to have this Sly film...

Performance art.

Wow... This is a great read. o.o

Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.

I can't wait to see Angelina's entry for this. :3

More like controllers for people with three hands:

Sure, for the home consoles, though analog control and haptic feedback were arcade standards since the 80s. My argument was that they aren't only ones innovating. Sony perfected the two-stick control scheme. Microsoft made a system revolving around online play. PC manufacturers are easily the most innovative companies…

To be fair, buying 2 3DSs at the moment is about the same price as a WiiU.

In the last 20 years, Nintendo introduced motion controls, a portable system with a touch screen, a system with a touch screen, and a 3d handheld. In my opinion, motion controls were one of the most harmful ideas in the gaming industry besides in-app purchases, so I don't know where all this "innovation" is.
In the…

Graphics aren't the only thing that hinges on computational power. One of the problems that the WiiU has right now (and that the Wii had, and the Gamecube to a lesser extent) is that its hardware is set up in such a way that it makes porting games to the system a huge hassle. With the PC-like architecture of the PS4…

Here's my dream, then. That Nintendo stops making a home console, and instead focuses its efforts on a single new handheld device. Well, two (I'll get to that). But, more importantly, that Nintendo also radically changes the way it treats its software and sells it to consumers.

That kitty sure knows how to make good use of his pawns.

I believe that's the lesser known "Mr. Whiskers Gambit," a highly unorthodox strategy based on the more infamous "Litterbox Opening" that has been widely reviled and almost universally banned in official tournaments. Clearly this cat learned to play in the illegal underground chess ring.

I think Fish's biggest failing is that he has no social skills. I think you'd be hard pressed to find any developer from any country that doesn't think Japan's game development industry doesn't have its share of problems right now, but the way he put it was tactless and hateful.

More than Jennifer Hepler (who had the audacity to write for Dragon Age 2) or Phil Fish (who said mean things to people on the internet, the fiend)?

It's written perfectly fine, just made up of separate clauses. I'll try to map this for you:

Just remembering some tech demos, the vitality sensor, etc. My point is that a tech demo isn't a game, but if Nintendo says it's coming then who am I to argue? I just remember waiting for the Gamecube's Zelda tech demo to be made into Twilight Princess, and it only took the entire span of the console's life. But we…

It doesn't help the fact that the game was boooooooring. :/ It's bland and forgettable, and fails to be an adventure like any of the other games in the series.

Everyone except the people who played Duke Nukem Forever, unfortunately. :c

This garbage. :I