Now, how on earth does someone so stupid even have 1.4 million to begin with? I am doing life wrong.

How gauche! I'd only wear a 400-lb, insanely intricate gown if it was hand-beaded by blind virginal nuns, not just a warehouse full of randos.

This new season of Twin Peaks is really freaking me out.

It's one of the Duggars OBVIOUSLY.