I would seriously like to know whether a “good guy with a gun” has ever stopped a mass shooting in progress. After every major mass shooting, gun sales spike, so there should be more of these good guys, right? Anybody have any stats on this?

I clicked, and I’m still not sure.

Aveeno Daily Moisturizing is the only lotion I can get the bf to use. It absorbs super quick, doesn’t feel greasy, and has no scent at all. Plus it works great. I personally love Gold Bond Ultimate Healing.

Tillamook makes ice cream?!?! How have I never known this? If it’s half as good as their cheese, I will weigh 1,000 pounds by next week.

Don’t forget, they also hate the poors:

You know what I hate about long sleeves? I can't show off my armpits. Or can I....

I don't have (or even like) kids, but damn I want this stroller.

One night, I was having a strange dream in which I was slicing a potato (strange because the potato was changing colors like a chameleon and blending in with the cutting board) and when I went to pick up a potato slice, I also made that same hand motion IRL, pawing at my sleeping boyfriend's shoulder. We both halfway…

Goddamn it, Texas Man! You'll never beat Florida Man, so please stop trying. You're making the rest of us look bad.

The hair is driving me crazy! Where the hell are Kelly's bangs?

Bottom freezers are the way to go when you have a choice. I've never understood why top freezers are so much more common. I use the fridge way more often than I use the freezer, so it just makes sense that it's easier to reach. Why crouch down to the damn floor every time I want an apple?

I didn't actually watch the video, but I feel the need to leave this:

It's a safety feature!

Watch party at my house! Everyone wears cutoffs and we eat frozen bananas!

I actually liked the final season of Weeds, though the few before it were terrible. I would have stopped watching, but I felt a little too invested, I just couldn't abandon it.

Those clothes are hysterical! It's like they ran out of kid-size clothes and had to raid the big-and-tall man closet. The quilted vest is my favorite.

If it was a prescription drug, it was probably lidocaine ointment. We dispense it often in my pharmacy and I always think it's funny that the label says "spearmint flavored." Yeah, flavored. Not scented. I'd be afraid to try anything with menthol or peppermint oil anywhere near my clitoris. That might burn it off.

Check the clearance section on Threadless. They usually have a ton of stuff for around $10.

Will anyone PLEASE tell me where I can find plus-size jeans with a straight leg? I can only ever find skinny or boot-cut. I feel like I'm in a sausage casing in skinny jeans and boot-cut should be out of style by now, right? Seems like I've been wearing them since high school. Side note: Eloquil? Is that made by…