I feel like it's a bad ripoff of something Keegan Michael-Key used to do on MADTV 10 years ago.

Their Ginger Cookie Caramel flavored ice cream is my jam!

I collected the ones from McDonalds, too. I was a vegetarian growing up, so I'd get the happy meal only for the Beanie Baby and throw away the burger. I have no idea why my mom indulged me on that one.

That's why you always had to get the protective cases specifically for preserving the tags.

Wait, so a Princess Diana Bear isn't a priceless artifact that will one day pay for my retirement? Fuuuuck.

Sadly, that's been happening for a while now.

This was the first performance I thought of when I saw the news. He played that role so perfectly. What a shame.

Oh, Legal Jezzies, I hope you can give me some answers and make me feel a little less worried for my friend. How might somebody be charged and sentenced for very drunkenly entering the wrong apartment by accidentally shattering the sliding glass door and possibly knocking over the resident while freaking out and…

I had a dream the night before last that my best friend came home to visit, and it was one of those very realistic dreams. I was so excited, and I woke up feeling so happy, only to realize that it didn't actually happen. I've been missing him like crazy since then. :(

I think Target and Kroger carry it, and it's in most health food stores, if that helps. Nature's Gate is another cheap brand with mostly if not all vegan products, and I think it's sold at most places.

I just picked up some Kiss My Face sunscreen on sale at Whole Foods.

Ahh, I'm sorry!

Oh, that makes sense. I bought some around that time when I turned eighteen, and then they weren't there anymore.

I thought I'd heard a few years ago there was a ban on flavored cigarettes, except menthol. I don't think they smoke clove cigarettes on Mad Men, though, since they still have tobacco in them. They smoke weird herbal cigarettes that don't have any nicotine or tar in them.

Do they even sell clove cigarettes anymore?

Lisa Eldridge has a few pale related tutorials.

I just recently got my permit at 21. The first time I went out driving with my mom in a little neighborhood, we got lost. We were driving down a street that lead to a really busy street. Instead of just letting me turn onto that street, she started telling me to turn onto a side street. I was going a bit fast and…

I might be watching too many episodes of My Cat From Hell (like The Dog Whisperer but with cats), but the dude on the show always recommends to the owners of destructive cats to really tire them out with play. Like get your cat jumping in the air after a toy until she's panting. Then wait a little bit and do it…