You made me laugh so hard i actually choked. I wasn't expecting that.

The whole discussion on the original website makes me hate and fear all humanity.

I love this very hard.

It's all about you.

Oh god, i'm so sorry.

Thank you for the laughs! Good stuff.

Because telling women to SHUT UP is funny. Yes indeed.

Now i REALLY WANT a t-shirt that says "TEAM HATE" on it!!!!!!

Kinda sad huh?

Oh shit! I'm just over 6' tall. Better buy some life insurance.

*snort* i approve!

I only have 4 million. Maybe i should hold a bake sale to help get that last million.

That's what i do. Not working yet, but maybe someday.

I want one! I promise to love it and feed it and walk it every day.

She looks quite good with short hair! Him, not so much.

Thanks for the warning. Assholes.

I think you already did.

"erected in his front yard"

Oh, my childhood!