Is that a pantsuit she has on?

No wonder he sleeps like the dead, he looks like the dead.

This is epic!

i read this as panty shipping. i was interested then.

i read this as panty shipping. i was interested then.

More than five thousand i think....

I fucking hate you you fucking coward. You are only crying because you got got caught. You thought you were god. Fuck you.

Like Orcs, lions have a really terrible dental plan.

Actual lols here. Thank you.

No way, he's MINE. I just know he would love me if he only knew me.

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

It's just so visually accurate, with the kitty litter sticking to the poop sticks.

We refer to that as doggy Almond Roca.

You literally made me choke with laughing!

Damn that static cling!

FUCK YEAH!!! I drive a stick.

I guess we need to reissue that phrase as "He takes a village."

Someday i hope to graduate to Gandalf the White Commenter.

You made me sol. (snort out loud)

I dunno, those colors he has on do nothing for him.

this!