Hope that juice addiction doesn't lead to cock punch.

Here is he scoring all of his 47 points in two minutes.

@David Hume: Really? Every Jesus I've seen usually has a pencil thin mustache and is doing some sort of manual labor for less then minimum wage.

@Sonar Jose: + один

Do you know what else no longer comes in a Juice Box?

I'd love to see a chart of my draft wish picks. I bet it's abysmal.

Not condoning whipping it out and going to town, does anyone else understand how date number 2 could progress as it did?

@El-Diablo: Lets get this guy to do it...

Whatever. I chose to believe it is more of a validation that all "change" is not good. Pandering to special interests and creating new rules for your special class of citizens will fail. It's ultimately a return to the natural order and a sign that things should just be as God intended: pitchers were meant to hit.

I'm not sure what he's trying to say but I do know that with all this talk of teasing and tugging Christine O’Donnell is against it.

@Gottliebs Cards: That power sounds all good until the family reunion...

@David Hume: I trick a child into coming home to my house with where I incapacitate them and torture them to death

Willie Mays Hayes is suing for swing-style infringement.

@AiredOutMcNair: My twins concur.

@rulesboy: "Last night I was changing clothes before dinner when the door closed behind me and got stuck. Well, I was trapped in there for an hour and ended up late for my dinner reservation. I was positively starving by the time I got there. I couldn't figure out why my waiter gave me such a strange look when I…

@Hatey McLife: Does she mention taking shots off the head while balls come hurtling towards her face? Cause I don't think she's talking about recycling.

But it's a dry heat.

Whenever I see a pregnant lady, I immediately picture the conception. Her swollen abdomen is tangible proof that she had sex and in my mind, it was always dirty sex and she loved it.

ITS INTRAMURAL FRISBEE! IT'S THE BIG XII! IT AIN'T DIVISION 1!

He's just reppin' his set: