Trapped in a forest fire? Less immediate and you’re aware of your impending doom.

Not all colors...

That's what we do too. I'm happy if my kids don't get invited to a party. I figure it's one less present to buy and one less weekend afternoon wasted schlepping around the kids.

Boston College used a similar design last year:

That's how it's taught at the Stuart Smalley School of Journalism

I've never heard that they can't arrest you if they tell you if they're a cop, just that if they're undercover and you ask if they're a cop, they have to tell you the truth. Of course, this is probably bullshit as well.

Okay....we all know she supposedly had some connection to Hawaii. We all know records from Hawaii are frequently falsified and there's no death record. Also, Notre Dame played Alabama in the BCS Championship. The Official Government Symbol for Alabama is AL. Notre Dame + Alabama = NotreAL Dame... NOT REAL DAME! …

Oh hi there...

You keep your garlic in the fridge?

More like Hegepony.

The issue is that the state department does not recognize her as the Mother, since both the egg and sperm were donated from (presumably) non US citizens..

"The Humper Games"

That's cool, I'll just use mouthwash instead.

Funny, it is also a the final chapter of my book: Overcoming Premature Ejaculation: A One Week Guide to Setting Goals and Lasting Longer

Cheese Mac, if you live in central Appalachia then I think I've got a diagnosis for your wife's patient. Just keep him away form the internet for a while and I'm pretty sure it will clear up.

Disaster Contingencies by League:

I've always wanted one that I could ride and make the neighbors jealous. Instead I've got one that leaves the grass too long, requires me to do all the work, and takes forever to get the job done.

Trainer Chris Fischetti

@Same Sad Echo: If you Google hard enough

@blogsarefun: Seconded. Great piece Katie but as a father of four it scared the shit out of me.