What a fluff piece. Mentions his ex-Cleveland teammates without even broaching the off-season rumors or asking the question everyone wants answered :

Congratulations and good luck with the recovery. I've been hoping you'd post a follow up. Prior to reading your original post describing your addiction, I too had been guilty of marginalizing your addiction. Your willingness to share your experiences has helped me understand the true struggles of an addict. Well…

Did Berry mention any profanity laced tirades? Because my money's on Mel Gibson.

Any videos of Dads catching babies while holding their balls?

@FoulBalls:

It's true, I just joined and this chick's been instant messaging me all week. I can't wait for the weekend; I think I can get in her pants! Plus she was a cheerleader! She even sent me a pic:

I just hope he makes it back to Coney Island.

iCarly has the second best cable ratings of the year?

Whats with the ceiling fan magically hovering in the background of pic 3? .

Cheer up, Cleveland!

@Jefferson Short Bus: Love it. And Wade can get pushed from a helicopter while Bosh gets gunned down by a drug crazed Michael Beasley.

@Vai Sikahe-man: I think Dan Marino's going to play point.

/CHredacted..CHredundent

I'd just go up and down with my cart 100 times it were socially acceptable.

LeBron James Is A Cocksucker

So you post asking for pictures of random dong and you get this instead? I have so much to learn.

@Hatey McLife: Less fishy, too.

when you encounter a strange child, you must treat them exactly as you would treat the homeless

Any truth to the rumor you're starting a sports porn site called Fleshspin?