Let this be a lesson to all the other entitled little whiny shits out there: girls owe you nothing. Life owes you nothing. Killing 7 innocent people because the rest of the world isn't holding up its end of the imaginary deal you struck with it is depraved, shameful, worthy of ridicule, and definitely will not get you…

An abomination of a thing.

please please please please please tell us about your experience with the two 8s. They're so tempting but the reliability concerns are so terrifying. I can't be the only one who would love to hear what the owner of both an 840 and an 850 thinks of the cars!

OH GOD A NEVERENDING SWARM OF ACCIDENT-FREE ULTRA-EFFICIENT HYPERFAST CARS WHATEVER SHALL WE DO

You hear "All you have to say is 'like a good neighbor State Farm is there' and you can wish for anything", and go for a tire bird? Why are we even married?

That is just such a fuckin' typical Roberto move.

As vehement supporter of organized crime in public policy, war, corruption, spying, elitism, and kickbacks with no morals and serious drug, kinky sex, and risk addictions, I am so excited someone has finally decided to start targeting my demographic!

I dunno either man, maybe it's a new Chrysler for in between the 200 and 300?

A TURBO STARTS AT 150k NOW?!?

Hahaha if I could I'd give you a victory as a prize. by these fuckers' logic, a victory (and every other v-twin cruiser) is just another "Harley clone", though, so they still win, dammit.

what an impressively well-thought-out argument. You've used such incredible logic, appealed to my emotions, and created such an air-tight position that I have no retort. I'm stunned.

Try to fucking concentrate here for me, okay?

I can't even take you seriously anymore. Every piece of the bike save for, as you said, the general proportions, powerplant, style, and seating is different—just like how every piece of a fiero save for the general proportions, powerplant configuration, style of car, and seating is different from a Ferrari. The…

that's a joke of an argument.

besides the tank, the seat, the fenders, the bars, the controls, the frame, the wheels, the pipes, the intake, the oil tank, and the gauges?

no, I'm implying that, beyond the basic layout, the design is substantially different. Saying the only visual difference between this and a Harley is magic fisker chrome is equivalent to saying the only visual difference between a fiero and a Ferrari is magic enzo body panels.

I understand what you're saying, but just as those who are not automotive enthusiasts would have a tough time distinguishing between cars that are incredibly obvious to an enthusiast (I've had a man ask me if my 911 was a Lamborghini), the details are vastly different. Hence, my first comment. It's just a matter of…

Holy necro batman. Thanks for the trip down memory lane, I wrote this post last year.

calling this a Harley clone is like calling a 458 a fiero clone.