One of these days a car company is going to figure out millennials hate being blatantly pandered to more than they love all the crap we're throwing at them mercilessly.

As an owner of a previous-gen BMW M car (e39 M5), it is my sworn duty to declare that every aspect of this car is further evidence that BMW has sold out/lost its way/gone soft. The performance is only incrementally better than the old one, which now costs less dollars, and isn't exactly the same as the old one anyway,…

I remember when jalopnik was above posting virulent clickbait.

Look in the mirror, kiddo.

This is an unbelievably sad and unecessary loss, and I want to take the opportunity to attempt to drive home an important point and make his passing less in vain;

Thinkgeek has the PLX Kiwi OBD2 to wifi diagnostic doohickey on sale for 107 with an additional 20% off today on top of that: https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/dcf4/

Wait, so BMW managed to get 4/5 or 5/5 in every safety category on the very first car to be mass-produced using this level of CFRP technology, and we're spinning this as a bad thing? Jesus. In other news, the Porsche 918 is only ONE of the fastest cars to ever circle the ring AND only gets 90mpg. Fucking massive…

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pedantic

I am so excited for driverless cars. All the people that buy appliances now because they don't give two shits about driving will be packed into their autocars, leaving the roads incredibly safe for driven cars. Once we exceed about 35% market penetration speed limits will skyrocket, crash rates will plummet, and for a…

sometimes i think you're the only other person on this site with a goddamn brain.

According to the report, firefighters arrived at the scene and found the car ablaze with an apparent "engine compartment fire," which they then extinguished. When they broke a window to gain access, the fire re-ignited.

Gotta pour one out for the Little Italian Kitchen in Sevierville, TN. Found the place late one night when we were desperate for food, ended up eating there every night of our trip. Every time since that I was within an hour's drive, I would divert my trip just to eat there. It was phenomenal. I was devastated when I…

PLOT TWIST: Mercedes is actually launching a viral marketing campaign for their self-driving cars by releasing videos of drivers driving in increasingly impossible ways. Next step: Guy strapped to the roof, just holding a steering wheel making vroom vroom noises.

.....is there anything about this article that is correct?

the people below that are trying to argue against you are making me cry on the inside.

My 78 firebird has 10, I think. Rear defroster, fan switch, hot/cold, air diverter slider, headlights, wipers, and 4 buttons on the radio. I dunno I might be missing something. I also find that entirely satisfying for a car from 1978.

so your point is....what...that we needed more buttons before the technological revolution of the last 30 years completely changed customers' expectations of what features should be included in a car?

Sometimes I wish I had moved to NYC like I'd planned to. Not often, but sometimes. This week has absolutely not been one of those times.

Great little explanation from our friend John Voelcker over at Green Car Reports.

3500 buys you access to vette shows, dune buggy shows, and barris kustom shows? Well, it's definitely the cheapest way to appease all three crowds, if that's your thing. I'm feeling generous; NP