that targa looks badass!!

I'm now convinced that every cool idea i have will be built by someone else by the time i have the money to do any of them. Been brewing something like this for years. FACK.

seriously though that's how you do a burnout. freakin' awesome.

Weird, I was just shopping for used 911s and started looking at turbos on a whim. I'm taking this article as a sign from the car gods that I am supposed to investigate further. 996TTs are way under 50k now. I know the 991TT is better than the 996TT, but I'm not sure a 991TT is better than 3 996TTs, haha.

I need to recommend this more times. And heart click it. And share it everywhere. It's really, truly not that fucking hard, people. Just take a chance to think outside of your little box and consider that maybe we have more in common than we think. Jezebel exists and thrives because it has a passionate, thoughtful…

It's very close to awesome, but something is just barely off. Headlights maybe? Not enough of a face? I dunno. I am begging my brain to love it but it refuses.

Are we sure it's not just a Lambo, dude?

I thought about that too, but if you have the clout to be shot at, and the money to build an anti-being-shot-at vehicle, don't you also probably have a driver, leading the bad guys to shoot at the back (or the whole car)?

"There's nothing at all interesting about the outside" YES I AM AWARE PLEASE STOP SHOWING IT TO ME.

duh.

The BMW i3's production just started in Leipzig. That means industrial-scale manufacture of CFRP has made its debut in the car industry. Carbon cars for $41,350 instead of a million dollars.

Doubt many people know about this one, but the 85 business exit onto 585/pine street in Spartanburg, SC is an absolute nightmare. LOOK AT THE ARROWS. Now imagine trying to navigate those same arrows, in the dark, with no divider and no lights. Did I mention it's lined with pine trees on either side, with no runoff…

Hat tip to literally everyone? I did a neat thing and didn't even know! I will do my best to unwittingly keep you updated in the future, Travis.

This is very similar to an article I've been thinking about putting together—having just been rearended in a C5 Z06 hard enough to total it, and now being stuck in a Kia Sportage, I've had a similar response—the natural paranoia that comes after a hard hit, combined with being suddenly stuck in a much larger, totally…

It's not a mama joke. Dammit man you're horrible at this.

Your parents must be so proud of your ability to use tired Internet tropes. I bet your mother sits in the dining room after a long day's work and says to your father, eyes shining in the soft candlelight, "you know, our son, he's so good at using the exact same words thousands of people have already said before him.…

Oh wow telling me to lighten up and commenting on my punctuation man you're a comic and an Internet badass I had no idea I was messing with such an impressive mind I defer to your clearly superior wit and intellect can't wait till your book comes out will see you at the signing I hope you write something inspirational…

Pretty sure the vast majority of the hate is going to fade away once people start seeing them on the streets.

If you look at the results at the end, you'll see all the guys did exceptionally well. The enormous pressure of "being a man" seems to have finally paid off.

Oh hey wow a fat joke about Americans let us know when your comedy special airs