I bought an Xbox One because thats what the boys on South Park decided on.

"Now, here at Kotaku, we like China"

why don't YOU just go away and die in peace. No one is forcing it on you.

Directed by Sam Raimi.

Im a sucker for obeying the law? Id rather be a sucker than a trashy common thief.

Every time you pirate a movie or game, some kid like yourself is getting fucked over with his salary. Rationalize it anyway you want, but you are still stealing from artists.

try buying them sometime.

oh that is so clever! no one has ever made "inb4" joke before. well done!

it would be 2,000,001 if i could find one.

"Thats girl is so hot! Did you notice how round her skull was?"

I play with a keyboard/stylus

Cool. Lets reboot it.

No, the problem with it is that they didn't seem to care.

Im pretty sure everyone is ok with this…..

Yeah my buddy had the Pac Man one and we would trade them back and forth...

I think i may have got these as well. I may be off by a year or two.

except cars.

"Toys in 1984 kinda sucked." said the 22 year old .

but the self entitled twits deserve it NOW, don't you get it? ha

First of all, that looks like a tangerine in the image, which are much more easy to peel.