Pretty much every Jets player is guilty of conduct detrimental to the team every Sunday.

Of course a King supports an authoritarian state.

The Chinese government loves to send out authoritarian proclamations that are obviously ridiculous but seem to be believed internally.

Rocket Man overcharging booze for everyone

Good Lord, if my body ever did that I would vomit in every direction.

1) Fans compete in a stupid contest and fuck it up completely.

If you’re the Thunder and you have all of these valuable draft picks, why not just put up with Westbrook for 2 years?

Have your calculations factored in discounts for the fines and suspensions when he punches teammates?

Pelinka and LeBron have a track record of being terrible GMs so I don’t doubt it will all fall apart.

Which state(s) are you most likely to be getting hit by a car in?

I never thought I would say this about Robert Kraft getting a hand job but I hope there is a leak.

The easiest way to make the last two seasons better would have been to kill Euron Greyjoy the second he appeared.

It would probably have hurt less if he was named Infinite Roller.

It seems that the two problem scenarios are men posing as woman to allow themselves better access to assault women or transgender individuals being assaulted because they are not given the rights of their new identity.

I doubt that the failchild in question is too stupid to know they cheated their way into Stanford but smart enough to read an article like this and realize they are the failchild.

This was wonderful and I am glad you are alive.

His mind never shuts off, constantly churning like a blender trying to crush ice that he feels has wronged him.

That was a jacked rabbit.

Why boo the anchor when the entire ship is sinking?

Just when my faith in humanity is restored it gets snatched away again.