Shout out to Gregory Abbot for staying with his trophy wife well past her use by date. That is a man of substance right there.

I think the Warriors’ capitulation shows just what an evil team they are - they did this to hurt all of us.

Kaepernick is a driving force, not a dividing force. Unfortunately, from his personal experience, Jim Steineke considers a driving force to be very dangerous, especially with a few whiskies under his belt. 

He is, but only because he ate his siblings.

Your wife might have been sarcastic and dismissive but if it was me I would have this achievement on my tombstone.

I am in awe.

I’m here so I won’t get neutered.

I applaud the Browns for teaching their players to shoot the A and B gaps simultaneously.

Where is farting in your ski pants on a freezing mountain warmth?

He is the glu holding a fractured nation together.

It’s all part of his campaign of Smock and Awe.

Did he hurt his penis? I bet he hurt his penis.

Scientists: “We should blot out the sun”

The ex Cleveland Cavaliers Special Assistant to Head Coach LeBron James doesn’t get the respect he deserves.

All this list tells me is that MLK Day is under commercialized.

Today is your day.

I enjoyed this.

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

I’m holding out for Eldertuna.

The writing is on the wall for Floyd, it’s a shame he can’t read it.