He has forgotten his 10 Steppes of Anger Management.

This is Rex Ryan’s idea of heaven.

Poor Tom has been pacing up and down in his kennel since he saw that sign.

How much would Washington fans be willing to pay to get Dan Snyder a helicopter?

Harden shows the same level of enthusiasm for defending his teammates as he does for all other forms of defense. I admire his consistency.

It looks like his head is suffering from the Ted Williams effect.

Boban tired.

If they don’t have a PPV called Dismember in November then WWE creative is slipping.

When Manning was beating Brady in the Superbowl he was a giant-killer, now that he is just a terrible Quarterback he remains a Giant killer.

I wish people would write entire articles about my bad sports takes:

I was flying from Atlanta to London via Miami. Things started to go badly when I left my laptop with my passport and UK Visa in the Uber I took to the airport. It only took about an hour to organize the driver to come back.

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

It was Aston Villa’s one angry German fan who has been described as a sour kraut.

If everybody practiced hugs, not drugs we could have avoided the steroid era. 

Anyone care to guess what c-word his middle name is?

So users who want their accounts to be more secure want the security pop up messages asking to link a phone number to go away are forced to make a privacy trade-off...

Not paying attention to what medication you are using was sloppy, Giuseppe.

You have to stand up to racists, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the bleachers.

I thought we were done with past their use by date white guys. Now we have another one with moobs like Jagger?

You two should make a montage of burning Nike paraphernalia together.