I also have a bone to pick with this section:

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I haven’t been a Lebron fan since the bullshit decision nonsense when he went to Miami. Then, as a Laker fan, when he signed with LA, I was ambivalent at best about him signing. Now, after his HK taek, it turns out he’s still the vapid, self centered jackass who did that decision bullshit. What a surprise. 

Why post this? It’s not March, man.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

Rocky’s “I can change" speech at the end of Rocky 4 was better (though Medvedev's English was better).

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

The Cavs got Jordan? 

I just want to say that the cartoon rendering of Mike Francesa must be an idealized version of him, because it has no mouth.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

Just a suggestion that today is not the day to rank lightweight fighters.

I call bullshit. I regularly get the cat with the Dyson and it gets extremely heated.

Dear Penthouse,

(bees swarm the comments section)

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing