It would have been much more appropriate for Duke staff to listen to the dulcet tones of Lil Scrappy.

“Davis, you set a screen for Rondo and roll to the hoop. Draymond, go slap LeBron in the nuts and lose your team the title”

How much lead could a woodchuck chuck?

I once inadvertently made eye contact with a homeless man who was urinating on the escalator while heading into a Paris metro station. NOT A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

I’m really happy for him, Cocaine use is a lot more widely accepted in the UK.

Luke was initially hesitant to plead guilty but his lawyer forced him to cough up the confession.

I just hope Emma is replaced by A Calmer Imbecile.

Trying something like this takes a lot of Karaj.

The only thing that “picked up” on RGIII was FedExField when it destroyed his knee.

This is pretty serious, unlike Rougned Odor there are no second Chances. 

Hate might not quite be the right word but if you ask the majority of media if Trump supporters are stupid and racist the answer will be overwhelmingly yes.

Go kick alligators, asshole.

Is he eligible for England?

Quentin, your name is Quentin, you have been owned twice by your father.

Don’t be ashamed to play small ball.

When the manager is feuding with players you frequently end up with collateral damage.

Melo has been paid a lot of money to consistently lose at basketball and he has no intention of changing his habits or his paycheck.

One of them can have Jersey Number 5, the other can have Jersey number 10.

Once Pablo attempted a return of the serve doesn’t that mean he can’t challenge the serve anyway?

This is also an excellent solution to minimize drunk driving.