They did ask a couple of his male friends if they were “On the Guice”.

Given the headline, were you going for Lecter or Carthage with your Hannibal reference?

My yard has fat wood pigeons cooing and humping squirrels. Nature is wonderful.

Just get your kids to play left handed, it’s not that difficult to stop winning by a lot.

Moonbase 3 was a great premise that was a bit too grim at the time.

Practice makes perfect. They wouldn’t learn anything on a good team.

“How do you plan to win more games?”

Serious counterpoint: Messi only has a better goal scoring record because Ronaldo played as a straight midfielder for Man U. If you look at their international and Spanish records then Ronaldo has the better of both.

Yeah but how many Euro trophies has Messi won?

Ha! I did wonder where I got that phrasing from.

I feel a celebration coming on.

Barry Bonds’ scientific name is Cephalomegalodon.

Say you have a town containing 30 white people and 300 black people. Say the town is divided into 6 districts, 3 districts contain 10 white people, 3 districts contain 100 black people.

He should never have red shafted his senior year.

When Kane turns into the Chris Benoit of football at least we can say there were signs.

Revolution 909 / Da Funk / Phoenix

Anderson is a junkball dribbler.

“Our future is Sedintary”

Always start your story with a lurid and scandalous sentence.