Practice makes perfect. They wouldn’t learn anything on a good team.

“How do you plan to win more games?”

Serious counterpoint: Messi only has a better goal scoring record because Ronaldo played as a straight midfielder for Man U. If you look at their international and Spanish records then Ronaldo has the better of both.

Yeah but how many Euro trophies has Messi won?

Ha! I did wonder where I got that phrasing from.

I feel a celebration coming on.

Barry Bonds’ scientific name is Cephalomegalodon.

Say you have a town containing 30 white people and 300 black people. Say the town is divided into 6 districts, 3 districts contain 10 white people, 3 districts contain 100 black people.

He should never have red shafted his senior year.

When Kane turns into the Chris Benoit of football at least we can say there were signs.

Revolution 909 / Da Funk / Phoenix

Anderson is a junkball dribbler.

“Our future is Sedintary”

Always start your story with a lurid and scandalous sentence.

Pros:

It’s part of the strategy. When you have fast bowlers a hard, shiny ball is better for that purpose. Later on, as the ball softens and grips more, it is better for spin bowlers who will get more movement.

This rule would make more sense applied to Pittsburgh bathroom stalls.

In that case he is a perfect backup for teams like New Orleans, New England or Green Bay. You could get a mid-level starting QB for way less than market value but you wouldn’t have the question of replacing your starter, barring injury.

Does any sport inspire people to proudly profess their ignorance more than cricket?