Eminem being an embarrassment does not erase his great works but neither do his great works mean he isn’t now an embarrassment.

This was a correct take 10 years ago.

A bicycle kick is still the most spectacular way to score a knockout blow.

“They got to be three times bigger”

Too soon.

The Cincinnati Expansion will be, by far, the best team name in the league though.

If it turns out he’s not the angel he claims to be, this suit could open the Farah faucet.

William Strampel is osteopathetic.

I can’t believe you couldn’t get Orville right.

Coach: “This men, this, is why we play the game.”

It wasn’t even pure HGH, Burfict is always looking for the dirty hit.

If you want to get revenge on your former team, the best way to do that is to have a reasonable to below market deal with your new team.

Posterized!

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a ski-lift to steal.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

May we all one day face our own blatant fuck-ups with such self-assurance.

An NFL team took your advice?

Do not try this on the Coronado Bridge with a burrito.

Always remain cautious before you spooge on a marquee player.

Black people created every form of American music.