This is clearly the result of an oversupply of dutch courage.

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I have never read an article so bleak, cynical and in love with something. This was fantastic.

Throwing soup is borscht league.

I think Josh Allen would be a fantastic gritty wide receiver who plays hard every down.

Onto the next mistress?

The penis, mightier than the sword.

Society should still make an effort to protect the kids who don’t fit your definition of smart.

Steven Adams: My manager took those mandatory reading classes for me.

There’s nothing wrong with liking bad music, the problem is only liking bad music. If you only listen to Katy Swift or Linkin Bizkit, and refuse to listen to anything else, then you have a problem.

Surely nepotism is the best way to relate to South Korea, their entire power structure is built on it.

Fouling > Trying to get set for the charge and failing

He didn’t even have the excuse of Big Baller shoes ruining his shot.

I’m not sure, I wasn’t lopking.

My most badadd cpmments are wjen I don;t lopk at the keyboaed.

Geographically speaking, you would struggle to be less correct than this guy.

Tebow turns water into whine.

Well, English snails have a lot less motivation to succeed than their terrified French counterparts.

As they get up Zaza pats Russ and asks if he’s okay. Russ says he is fine and Zaza curses inwardly that he failed in his mission.

The list is invalid if Dog Paddle is not #1.