The next great Portuguese defendant.

Oh come on Kinja, you’re killing me here.

Is this really any worse than borrowing your friends skis and entering the Women’s Super-G just for fun?

Is this really any worse than borrowing your friends skis and entering the Women’s Super-G just for fun?

Is this really any worse than borrowing your friends skis and entering the Women’s Super-G just for fun?

he was “hurt” and “betrayed.”

Nope, dead Grandmother wasn’t competing in the Super-G, she was entered in the Skeleton.

I’ve heard enough about kissing Cousins.

If the IOC really had balls there would be virtually no athletes competing at the Olympics.

Since when does accusing someone of having a massive dong get considered derogatory?

Fair point, make not falling over the only style criteria and it is Number 1 by a long way.

How to rank Olympic events:

You have a small number of talented individuals who probably get paid more than they deserve but less than they are worth. You have a larger group that just scrapes by and one unlucky moment would put them in big trouble. You have a third group that just can’t make it and drop out of sight altogether. At the very top…

The US recidivism rate of 52% is particularly impressive given the huge number of people who shouldn’t even be in prison in the first place.

Was Robert Kraft actually disappointed? At this stage I’m not even sure if he knows where he is anymore.

You had a point but then you posted a Clinton GIF, that makes you an asshole.

That is not how ground and pound is meant to work.

Does anyone really want to go back to the 70s and 80s where breaking legs was the most effective way to defend the best players?

Let’s leverage the synergy of industry disruptors.

Park alongside the driveway, maybe that’s why your old lady fell over. Spend more time on the grit, buddy.