If you can’t bring him down with a tackle, bring him down with insults.

Fools seldom differ.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

Consider yourself Unforgiven.

Austin and DJ, y’all need help.

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

Pop is the only U2 album worth listening to, just because they actually did something slightly different.

Somewhere Tom Brady is relaxing in a deckchair, drinking water with a big grin on his face and not getting sunburnt.

Yeah, but he’ll still get high with you afterwards.

It’s because he has fun by doing stuff that he thinks will be funny and dumb and make people laugh rather than having fun by being a dick to people.

For most of these people all you need to do is tell them that someone called Ajit Pai is going to change the internet and they will be up in arms over what a non American is doing. 

I particularly enjoyed the modified t-shirt cannons firing maple syrup into the crowd.

The toughest part of being a Jahlilbird is the boredom.

Have they tried playing without oven mitts on?

To be more accurate, Chitlins is the black version of kissing dogs on the anus.

These guides were/are/always will be great.

It’s cute seeing people from such different backgrounds together, she has had a sheltered life away from sports and jocks while he has had a sheltered life away from intelligence.

If they can replace Daario Naharis and Will’s mum on Fresh Prince of Bel Air then they can replace Kevin Spacey’s smug face without bothering to have a redemption arc in his storyline.

The R in HR stands for resources. Never forget that. You are a supply to be tapped - HR’s job is to ensure the resource is not more trouble than it is worth, not to represent the resource.

My best ever Scrabble move was setting up my opponent to hit me with bicuspid.