TL;DR

Disaster completely understates Peterman’s performance. What he put up was the Titanic crashing into the Hindenburg in Pearl Harbor.

How many different players caught passes?

it’s no wonder cheerleaders and other prudes part their thighs for men of the brutish genus

You can’t get better than homemade Kopi luwak.

Low-hanging fruit is the sweetest fruit.

Obviously an Australian spy, the rotors are spinning in the other direction.

Ate a lot and fell asleep on the couch.

Bennett’s return is all the proof you need. The TB12 method works!

Being Speared Gently was a mediocre follow up to Killing Me Softly.

He suffers from a condition known as restless shoulder. Whenever the anthem plays his arm raises uncontrollably and his hand clenches into a fist.

Cody got to live 4 different lives, admittedly 3 of them added up to only about 2 seconds, but he still experienced more than most.

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

Why do so many people in the US think they live in a military state?

Fortunately security arrived before he went for two.

Liverpool was so stupid and I am still very angry.

Always teabag in accordance with ISO 3103.

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Why did you write that blog post, was it for your fans?

It is very helpful especially for people who have Trouble with the Curve.