Ate a lot and fell asleep on the couch.

Bennett’s return is all the proof you need. The TB12 method works!

Being Speared Gently was a mediocre follow up to Killing Me Softly.

He suffers from a condition known as restless shoulder. Whenever the anthem plays his arm raises uncontrollably and his hand clenches into a fist.

Cody got to live 4 different lives, admittedly 3 of them added up to only about 2 seconds, but he still experienced more than most.

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

Why do so many people in the US think they live in a military state?

Fortunately security arrived before he went for two.

Liverpool was so stupid and I am still very angry.

Always teabag in accordance with ISO 3103.

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Why did you write that blog post, was it for your fans?

It is very helpful especially for people who have Trouble with the Curve.

Gotta have huge Cuevas to attempt a shot like that.

This all obviously lies, there is no way a fancy dog could sleep in a room uncontaminated by pet dander.

To be fair, he only resorts to that if he can’t get in some partner-pliability first.

How about instead of getting a penalty for complaining about a penalty you take away the next penalty they would otherwise have been given. Kind of like a penalty power play. Free holds on the next down because the Receiver had a tantrum.

Poor Browns, even their QB trades fall incomplete.

The Pistons don’t start with Great Expectations but they finish with a Toliver Twist.

What is Keyser Söze?