ForeignKicker
ForeignKicker
ForeignKicker

He hit me, please trade me away.

I would rather be on an unlucky Malaysian Airlines flight.

I liked to play Theme Hospital with the goal of having vomit in every single square of the hospital.

Sometimes I think schools really should just have how to be nice classes or how to think about other people’s feelings classes because even people who are mostly good suck at both of these things a lot.

Huh, turns out that Trump is actually maintaining the dignity of his office.

Does it come with a free pack of “You’re a disappointment and you’ll never amount to anything stickers”?

He should have a fine career unless herpes ruin it.

If this doesn’t lead to right wing militias taking over park headquarters I don’t know what will.

Obviously the Sixers didn’t pay extra for no-Fultz insurance.

Drew, I don’t want to upset you but Kimchi with mayonnaise and rice is a delight.

Martavis has a bike with only one wheel for 3 yards but it is still a much better bike.

Not even Joe Buck Live can compete with this.

Filed to: ParoleMets.

Belgian soccer fans only fight when they have Dutch courage to help them.

If only there were a team with a HOF QB and a history of turning malcontents into superstar performers that also happened to lose their number one WR to a torn ACL in their 3rd preseason game against the Detroit Lions that he could be traded to.

Stupid fog, Halloween is next week.

Who doesn’t love butt at the crease?

It was only a matter of time till Columbus and his crew were off to a new world.

It’s public money being used for ‘the greater good’ when it comes to bailing out investors though.

I was wondering what to compare Kaepernick kneeling for the anthem to, I’m glad Joe Fitzgerald is here to let me know it’s as bad as domestic violence.