I’m just thankful this injury in no way damaged the most beautiful face and hair in the NBA.

I remember the time I showed up my co-worker by doing a dance after I successfully printed a document 2-up. He responded by drilling me in the ribs with a stapler for disrespecting the sanctity of the copier.

These were perfect conditions for All-Star catcher Sludge Rodriguez.

Those things look reckless and irresponsible. I would be writing a letter of complaint but I’m too busy writing an application letter because they also look awesome.

That is by far the best Mortal Kombat themed dance from Kyrgyzstan I have ever seen.

Believe it or not, this may be the question I most want answered ever.

A person, a plan, a canal, panosrepa!

He may know where his field is but he has definitely lost the plot.

Phil Collins disapproves.

If you’re Australian, definitely Boat People.

Cockfosters is the termination point of the Tube line that begins at Heathrow Airport. The announcement of where the train is going makes it easy to spot tourists.

Force them to use archaic password rules that have proven to be ineffective?

Yeah but 90% of people FEEL richer when they get a tax cut and everybody knows that an economy runs entirely on people’s feelings.

If Catalonia does secede from Spain it will be the greatest Bye Felipe moment of all time.

Those apples were free fallin’.

Yeah but the money Jordi Pujol stole is nothing compared to the money Albert Pujols is stealing from the Angels.

If your constitution specifically prohibits a non-binding referendum on independence then your country has a bad constitution.

It leads to open outside shots and Steph Curry hitting threes at a rate greater than 67%?

He looks like a Rosé between two thorns.