Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

That was such a bad attempt at a nickname I now have a nervous tic.

Who spent almost 10 years telling Hernandez he was a good umpire?

“I will respect the table, I will respect the chairs and the curtains but until the man in the office has respect for the office I will not respect him”

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

I’ve had Kate Upton knock-offs exhorting me to download this for a couple of months. I am glad it lives down to expectations.

Would you be willing to testify to that in a deposition?

He may be volatile but his pitching is sublime.

Jeter is struggling to field routine ground rules for purchasing a team.

Typical Dyson doing something that sucks.

Do you have any real evidence to confirm your unverified suppository?

I thought getting your tits lit was a euphemism for buying a Playboy. (I read it for the articles).

Bet $100,000 on a draw. Buy 100 bananas. Buy 1 ticket to the match. Throw bananas immediately.

The picture is a little blurry on my screen but The Hun is my favorite group, nothing like a few Germans to liven up a party.

-10 in 9 minutes!

With a steal and a putback that fan has a better boxscore than Pachulia.

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Didn’t Saudi Arabia just boycott Qatar for not doing enough to support Isis?

Unfortunately Stan’s Girlfriend Banger is already a trademarked type of sausage in Australia.