Here is a list of backups the NFL has told me to say are better than Kap:...

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

Megyn Kelly is a reminder that having somebody bad dislike you is not enough to make you good.

It’s almost like Real Madrid are 35% better than any other club in Europe. Coincidentally that happens the be the business tax rate in Spain that they don’t pay.

Music genres ranked:

See you next Tuesday... at our next home game.

If you are going to make a joke about Trump; be funny, be smart and don’t be obvious. There has not been a single covfefe joke that has achieved more than 1 of these 3 objectives.

Feel free to educate me if I am wrong.

It’s Avantage Leconte not Take Avantage Leconte you dumbass. 

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the infield slide and Ben Revere.

I would like a set of 3 fighting pokemon called Little, Aussie and Battler.

No Enes, you’re meant to grow the ridiculous fake mustache AFTER you get accused of being a member of a terrorist organisation.

Wow, I just looked it up. You were right and I was wrong, I had no idea.

The only untouchable in NBA history was Dalit Schrempf.

Looks like Zaza isn’t the only Warriors player who is dirty.

I’m glad they have come to an agreement. Some of the comments made about Bosh’s illness were particularly viscous.

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

I the NFL had player loans Belichick would get one player from every team, learn all the playbooks and then drink the players’ blood.

“Here’s a video of a smart elephant picking up trash and doing some good for the world”

San Diego: Come for the Cheerleaders, Stay for the electronic monitoring.